FAQ

Find answers to all your questions here. About my art. Questions about the meaning of life can be directed elsewhere. No answers here.

Can I request a custom size for a painting?
At this time I can not do custom sizing.
How long will it take?
It depends on what you order. Sketches take a few weeks from deposit to delivery. Heirloom paintings can take up to 6 months.
Do you offer framing?
At this time, no.
Can I request a different medium?
Not at this time.
Do you offer any discounts or sales?
I do not.
Are you having fun reading this FAQ page?
I am now! Good. Me too.
Do you have a limit on how many paintings you do per year?
Yes! I only accept 3 sketches per month, 3 watercolors per month, and 5 Heirlooms per year.
If I buy one of your paintings, will you go on a date with me?
No. Though you seem nice, I am happily married with two kids and they would probably be bummed out if I went on a random date with someone commissioning me to paint.